i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
How to dress like a straight boy- wear lacrosse shorts you bought at Modells for $25 with Nike Elite basketball socks for $14 a pair, a plain white tank top and your Pink Foamposites
How to be max: wear different Italian flag/jerseys out in public 4 days in a row
if you dont love nine i dont know what to say to you.
if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS